Again, those tolerant progressives show their intelligence and their “out of the box” way of thinking with a new endeavor: Vagina Knitting. Yeah, and these people vote.
Two words: Vaginal. Knitting.
You had me at “Vaginal”. But, going on further…
This curious form of performance art comes to us courtesy of feminist artist Casey Jenkins, a self-professed “craftivist” who is knitting using wool placed — you guessed it — inside her vagina.
Curious isn’t the only word for this new form of “art”. Insane could be another. Did she craft her love of this activity in College? Or did she graduate from the ping pong ball shoot to this “Punany Picasso”?
“I’m spending 28 days knitting from wool that I’ve inserted in my vagina,” the Melbourne-based artist explains in the video above. “Everyday I take a new skein of wool that’s been wound so that it will unravel from the centre and I stick it up inside me… and then I pull out the thread and knit.”
I’ve even heard that some of the same women are baking biscuits with “their yeast”. Think of that before you go running to chase down that trendy muffin food truck down in the art district.
The work is officially called “Casting Off My Womb,” but was lovingly dubbed “Vaginal Knitting“ by the Australian TV channel SBS2Australia. Taking place in Darwin, Australia, the performance project aims to address taboos surrounding female genitals and a woman’s body in general, similar to the many provocative endeavors spearheaded by Jenkin’s art activism group, Craft Cartel.
Taking place in Darwin, Australia. Fitting, because you would typically see these brilliant “taintly textile” sowers in Darwin’s waiting room. And I know the Bible says we were knitted in the womb, but it doesn’t say we would knit an Afghan OUT of the womb. I wonder if she made one of those nifty vagina skull caps from that material. Chicken or the egg…
But that’s not the only thing that’s been crafted with the “C You Next Tuesday”. Fashion week brought us another use for the Va-Jay-Jay.
With a robot escorting Irina Shayk out of a UFO at Philipp Plein, Flamin’ Hot Cheetos making an appearance at Chromat and oversize Carmen Sandiego silhouettes showing up at Marc Jacobs, it was hard to pick just what look or moment stood out the most — until the Kaimin show on Feb. 12. , says the Huffington Post.
The clothing line made headlines for showing “vagina mohawks” at its NYFW presentation. We’d try to explain it, but it’s something you have to see for yourself.
SPOILER ALERT: You’re about to laugh and throw up a little in your mouth.
The insane ideas of the left knows no bounds. What say you, Interwebs?